Opinion 1: Take that scarf off. I don't know what people wear in New York City, but no one in Ohio wears them. You look like an idiot.
Opinion 2: I was at the Cleveland Museum of Art and counted 25 pashminas within an hour. Granted, half of them were Burberry. Nevertheless, you sir, are the idiot.
Counter-opinion 1: Yes, the museum is a dressy place. The rest of Ohio is not.
Counter-opinion 2: I will not stop being myself and wearing nice things simply because the rest of the Midwest chooses to dress like trashy fools. It took much time and effort to come up with a fashion-forward approach to clothing that is appropriate where I would actually call home between my two residences. I am better off and will look the part. So BITE ME.